Sherlock Quotes

So yesterday I did some of my favorite Supernatural quotes now I am going to post some quotes from another show I love, Sherlock. Just to let you know I love a lot of shows so there are going to be a lot of post about quotes.

A Study in Pink
Molly: I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee? Sherlock: Black, two sugars please. I'll be upstairs.

Sherlock: Afghanistan or Iraq? John: Sorry? Sherlock: Which one was it? In Afghanistan or Iraq?John: Afghanistan. Sorry, how did you...?

Sherlock: I know you're an Army doctor, and you've been invalided home from Afghanistan. You've got a brother worried about you, but you won't go to him for help, because you don't approve of him, possibly because he's an alcoholic, more likely because he recently walked out on his wife, and I know your therapist thinks your limp's psychosomatic, quite correctly, I'm afraid. That's enough to be going on with, don't you think? The name is Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221B Baker Street. Afternoon.

Sherlock: Brilliant! YES! Four serial suicides and now a note! Oh, it's Christmas! Mrs. Hudson, I'll be late. Put the kettle on.

Sherlock: The game, Mrs. Hudson, is on!

Sherlock: I'm a consulting detective. The only one in the world. I invented the job.

John: [slowly] That was amazing.Sherlock: [deadpan] You think so?John: Of course it was. It was extraordinary. It was quite... extraordinary.Sherlock: That's not what people normally say.John: What do people normally say?Sherlock: "Piss off!"

Sherlock: I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round for a nice little chat, and just happened to stay over. And I assume she scrubbed your floors, going by the state of her knees.

Sherlock: Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.

Sherlock:I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

Sherlock: Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

Sherlock: Why have I got this blanket? They keep putting this blanket on me!

The Blind Banker
John: Okay, I'm Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone, because no one else can compete with my massive intellect!

Sherlock: Careful! Some of those skulls are over two hundred thousand years old! Have a bit of respect! Thank you!
Sherlock: How would you describe me John, resourceful, dynamic, enigmatic?John: Late?

The Great Game
Convict: Mr. Holmes. Everyone says you're the best. Without you, I'll get hung for this.Sherlock: No, no, no, Mr. Bewick. Not at all. "Hanged," yes.

Sherlock: Oh, hell! What does that matter?! So we go around the sun! If we went around the moon or round and round the garden like a teddy bear, it wouldn't make any difference! All that matters to me is the work! Without that, my brain rots. Put that in your blog—or better still, stop inflicting your opinions on the world!

Sherlock: Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.

Jim Moriarty: I gave you my number. I thought you might call. Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

Sherlock: People have died.Moriarty: That's what people DO!

Moriarty: Kill you? Um, no. Don't be obvious. I mean, I'm gonna kill you anyway, someday. I don't want to rush it, though. I'm saving it up for something special. No no no no no, if you don't stop prying... I'll burn you. I will burn... the heart out of you.

A Scandal in Belgravia 
Sherlock Holmes: People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special room and burned.

Mycroft Holmes: Just once, can you two behave like grown-ups?John Watson: We solve crimes. I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope.

Mycroft Holmes: We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!

Sherlock Holmes: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?John Watson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

John Watson: [Laughs] Could you put something on please, anything at all... a napkin?

Irene Adler: Brainy is the new sexy.

Sherlock Holmes: Mrs Hudson, leave Baker Street? England would fall!

John Watson: Hamish. John Hamish Watson. Just if you were looking for baby names.

The Hounds of Baskerville 
Sherlock Holmes: Your mind; it's so placid, straight-forward, barely used. Mine's like an engine, racing out of control; a rocket tearing itself to pieces, trapped on the launchpad... I need a case!

Sherlock Holmes: Listen, what I said before John, I meant it. I don't have friends; I've just got one.

The Reichenbach Fall
Moriarty: Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me or you're nothing — because we're just alike, you and I. Except you're boring. You're on the side of the angels.

Sherlock Holmes: If I wasn't everything you think I am, everything that I think I am... would you still want to help me? Molly Hooper: What do you need?Sherlock Holmes: You.

Jim Moriarty: Nah — you talk big. Nah... you're ordinary. You're ordinary — you're on the side of the angels.Sherlock Holmes: Oh, I may be on the side of the angels... but don't think for one second that I am one of them.

Moriarty: I can open any door, anywhere with a few tiny lines of computer code. No such thing as a private bank account now. All are mine. No such thing as secrecy. I OWN secrecy. Nuclear codes? I could blow up NATO in alphabetical order. In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown. (Love that line)

The Empty Hearse
Anderson: I believe in Sherlock Holmes.Lestrade: Yeah, but that won’t bring him back.

Sherlock Holmes: Pop round to Baker Street. Who knows, jump out of a cake?Mycroft Holmes: Baker Street? He isn’t there anymore. Why would he be? It’s been two years. He’s got on with his life.Sherlock Holmes: What life? I’ve been away.

John Watson: I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes.Mary Morstan: You should put that on a t-shirt.

The Sign of Three
David: ...They’re right about you. You’re a bloody psychopath.Sherlock Holmes: High-functioning sociopath. With your number.

John Watson: No, it is. It is. And I want to be up there with the two people that I love and care about most in the world.Sherlock Holmes: Yes.John Watson: Mary Morstan.Sherlock Holmes: Yes.John Watson: And...You.

Sherlock Holmes: Ladies and gentlemen. One last thing before the evening begins properly. Apologies for earlier; crisis arose and was dealt with. More importantly, however, today, we saw two people make vows. I’ve never made a vow in my life and after tonight, I never will again, so, here in front of you all – my first, and last, vow. Mary and John – whatever it takes, whatever happens, from now on, I swear I will always be there. Always.

His Last Vow
Janine: Sherlock Holmes, you are a back-stabbing, heartless, manipulative bastard.Sherlock Holmes: And you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry tabloid whore.

John Watson: SHUT UP!! And stay shut up, because this is not funny. Not this time.Sherlock Holmes: I didn't say it was funny.John Watson: (turns to Mary) You. What have I ever done? Hmm? My whole life, to deserve you?Sherlock Holmes: Everything.

Sherlock Holmes: You were a doctor who went to war. You're a man who couldn't stay in the suburbs for more than a month without storming a crack den, beating up a junkie. Your best friend is a sociopath who solves crimes as an alternative to getting high. That's me, by the way. (waves hand) Hello. Even the landlady used to run a drug cartel.Mrs. Hudson: (surprised) It was my husband's cartel. I was just typing!Sherlock Holmes: (offhandedly) And exotic dancing.Mrs. Hudson: (insulted) Sherlock Holmes, if you've been YouTubing--

John Watson: The problems of your past are your business. The problems of your future...are my privilege. That's all I have to say; that's all I need to know [He throws her USB stick in the fire] No, I did't read it.

John Watson: But it's Christmas! Sherlock Holmes:I feel the same! Oh, you mean it's actually Christmas.

Sherlock Holmes: William Sherlock Scott Holmes.John Watson: Sorry?Sherlock Holmes: That's the whole of it. If you're looking for baby names.

John Watson: The game is over.Sherlock Holmes: The game is never over, John. But there may be some new players now.

Sherlock Holmes: John, there's something I should say, I've meant to say always and I never have. Since it's unlikely we'll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock is actually a girl's name.John Watson:...It's not.Sherlock Holmes: It was worth a try.John Watson: We're not naming our daughter after you.